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Fortunately, the Milk

by Neil Gaiman

A father goes out to buy milk and returns with an outrageous story of aliens, pirates and a time-travelling dinosaur

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A very long trip for milk

Mum is away on a work trip, and Dad is in charge of the two children. One morning there is no milk for breakfast, so Dad goes to the corner shop to buy some. He is gone for a very, very long time. When he finally returns, the children want to know what took him so long, and Dad has a remarkable explanation.

Who will enjoy it

Readers aged about seven to eleven, and families reading aloud, who enjoy wildly silly stories, tall tales and funny illustrations.

What you will get

A wildly funny, inventive tall tale with aliens, pirates and a time-travelling dinosaur, and a father who never lets go of the milk.

Fortunately, the Milk Facts: Pages, Genre and Setting

Genre

Children’s Books · Funny · Time travel · Tall tale

Length

128 pages · ≈ 4 h

More about this book

According to Dad, he was abducted by aliens who wanted to remodel the planet, escaped by jumping through a hole in space and time, and was rescued by a scientist who happens to be a stegosaurus travelling in a hot-air balloon of his own invention. From there the adventures grow more absurd: pirates, a strange island ceremony and wumpires all appear, and through it all Dad protects the carton of milk.

The children listen sceptically, pointing out problems with his story, which adds to the comedy. Neil Gaiman plays with time travel paradoxes and classic adventure clichés, and the story is full of jokes for both children and adults. Skottie Young's energetic black-and-white illustrations appear on almost every page and add enormously to the fun. The tone is light throughout, and the book celebrates storytelling and imagination.

Short, silly and hugely entertaining, perfect for reading aloud. It works well for reluctant readers, and parents often enjoy it as much as their children do, especially the ending. The short chapters and constant surprises keep even restless listeners hooked. About 128 pages in the HarperCollins paperback, with illustrations by Skottie Young.

About Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman7 books on Tori BooksEnglish writer of novels, comics, picture books and screenplays, known for dark fairy tales and myths retold for modern readers.

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